Phone Sex Femdom Shiva Laughs at Small Dicks

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Is my cock too small?

Things the weak minded often as a Phone Sex Femdom. Really if you must ask then the answer will always be YES!

Here is the funny part I never have to ask a small dick man how tiny their cock is for them just asking tells me they probably fall in the 2-3 inch category when flaccid and if they are lucky they reach 5 inches hard but we are talking about the exceptional. Your wondering how I know this?

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Well I have done enough SPH  phone sex calls to know that men will not ask if they have the equipment to satisfy a woman first off. Secondly, they always fall below average. And that is the average small dick size. Course for my own personal amusement I do make you say how big it is hard and soft for it brings me such a chuckle to listen to you justify the size.

See Mistress the day I measured it Mercury was in retrograde and well I just got out of the lake and it hadnt recovered from the glacier cold water. Yes I know! *yawn* Tell me more excuses.

Shall admit do these excuses actually work? Do you find some woman who is all thats alright baby I know its just a shy little turtle let me look after it?

Cause this Phone Sex Femdom is not buying it for one minute. Not that you expect me to if you have read any of my blogs or talked to me on the phone. I have little room for excuses on small dick. Though I do enjoy making fun of your short comings. Will fully admit to that.

Anyways enough with the banter. You can reach me through the number below for some SPH phone sex. I know I could use a good laugh today.

Just ask for FemDom Shiva

 

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